The internet is hitting on me.

Posted in picture, stupid stuff with tags , , , on July 28, 2009 by schellinkhout

I was posting on Another stupid blog,  commenting  on his post about The term “PC” when I notice the Captcha.

Aww, did I captcha your heart?

Aww, did I captcha your heart?

the hell man.

Drinks, Drugs, and why you’re Morons.

Posted in Observations, stupid stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 27, 2009 by schellinkhout

So, Drugs. Everyone has their own view, and It seems Concerning Cannabis, that they can usually be swept into one of two categories. First are the advocates of substance usage, arguing anything from It’s natural, just like fruit and tobacco, to the belief that it will stimulate the economy. While Those opposed to the legalisation of cannabis, based on the thought that it will ruin lives, and that it is a hallucinogen, and would have to be maintained at a level greater than alcohol.  Both sides have  good points, but at the end of the day, do you know what matters?

No, you don’t. I haven’t told you yet. What matters Is what you think. You don’t have to keep reading, hopefully you can form your own opinion, if you haven’t yet, or your some yuppie who can’t think for him/herself, please continue to read. My personal thoughts on drugs are pretty much this.

  • Cannabis: Tried it before, does nothing for me, whether it was my genetically  high tolerance, the fact that I’ve already have a stress relief, the knowledge  that I cant afford video games and weed, or the fact that I expected nothing from smoking, and got it in return.
  • Anything with needles: Meth, heroin, god knows what else. I can’t stand needles, and stabbing one into me to get high isn’t my idea of fun. Never tried, never will.
  • Pills: I take ibuprofen when i get a headache, thats about it for pills. Been offered before, but it could of been anything from an allergy tablet to a rooffie, fuck that, I don’t care how awesome it is, your stupid.
  • Other ways to indulge: I don’t care if I could snort it, drink it, swallow it, shove it in my ear or lick it off a muffler, I’m not trying it, I have enough fucked up happenings without adding hallucinogenic substances into the mix. Someone would wind up dead.

Now I know that I’m going to get a dozen comments ranging from “yur A PU55Y!!1!” to actual intellectual talk, to arguments, have at. It’s an opinion, and we’re all entitled to one, I do not, and will not do drugs or drink, not because It is the right thing to do, but because its expensive and I’m awkward enough to be borderline “that guy”, I don’t need to pass it.

Also fuck you “straight-edge” pricks, I ain’t part of it, but people assume that since I don’t drink or smoke, It’s because of this group. I’m avoiding that stuff out of indifference, I have lived without it till now, I can keep going. But, you pricks who do this, stop going to parties and parading around that fact then acting like everyone’s beneath you. You look like an asshole and your setting a bad example. If someone asks you if you would like a beer, the response you’re looking for is “No thanks” Or “I’m the DD” lie if you need to explain, if you say “No way, I don’t pollute my with that shit” this will automatically make you look like an asshole to anyone within earshot. Sure, there are straight edges who are nice about it, but the 30% who do it so they fit in act like this, and soil the name. Plus they chose it for some stupid reason, mines better.

As for alcohol, I could care less. For the most part, all alcohols tastes so bad they’re mixed with something else to dull the horrid taste of it, the rest I don’t care enough to think about. And yes, I realise there are plenty of people who love that stuff, fine, you’re a connoisseur. Who cares? You’re not going to win me over, you like it, then drink it. I doubt this shitty little post will do much harm to the industry.  But continuing on, I don’t like the taste, and the best explanation I’ve gotten is “you drink till it doesn’t taste like piss”. I prefer not to sink anyone of my little cash on frivolous  things like “beer”, and “food”, I need power and a tv with an a/v or hdmi input, that’s it.Wait, and running water.

I would like to thank Tracy, from her now inactive blog  Tenant tales, more specifically this post which is what brought up this topic. Read the comments, does anyone else think that those people are assholes?

“Why am I not surprised to see a landlord collaborating with the security apparatus? The decent, moral, and honest response would of course for you to tell your tenants — WHO ARE PAYING YOU MONEY FOR THE QUIET ENJOYMENT OF THEIR UNIT — that the cops are watching them. But no, you’ll cheerfully extort your monthly vigorish, extracting your share from their drug money, and then sell them out to the pigs.

Typical.

If I lived in your buildings, I’d have a tenants association organized on your ass faster than you can blink.”

Posted by SmashTheState.

I like the part where he states a decent, moral, and honest response is to tell the boys the cops are watching them, I believe a decent, moral, and honest thing is to not sell drugs out of your home. They were not paying for the quite enjoyment of their unit, they were paying rent so they could live some place other then the street. And im pretty sure the whole extorting money then “selling” them out requires her to: A.Have been aware to the fact they had been selling any drugs in the first place. B. Blackmailing them with evidence or threats to call the police so as to get money from them. And C. called the cops on them in the first place. how do you know they paid rent with drug money? they could work multiple jobs and have a trust fund for all you know. Whether you agree or disagree, I don’t care. they got busted later, which you can read about here I personally think the first comment is priceless. But as they say, ignorance is bliss.

FPS advice. Ten tips for the mentally impaired

Posted in Observations, Videogames with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 19, 2009 by schellinkhout

This is a List that i wrote for My Clans site. Situations are from CoD4, but still apply to almost all first person shooters. If you’re not interested, read another post, who knows what you’ll find.

Tip 1: Fuck everyone else
Yeah, you heard me. Everyone else is stupid and unimportant, Fuck them, these are your gun classes, you’re the one using these set-ups, you’re the one pulling the trigger. You choose.

Tip 2: suggestions good, orders bad
If you hear something like “well, since your good with smgs, you could always do..etc” that is a suggestion, consider it, it might be good, hell, it could be the best fucking suggestion ever and win you the lottery and enlarge your dick up to six inches! but if you hear “man, you suck, go make an ak47 class you shit” you do not listen to this asshole, unless he’s been playing with you since launch and knows how you rape with the ak, which i doubt.

Tip 3: Thinking for yourself isn’t a trend any more
If your being told to rush the same spot and each time you receive a family sized portion of buckshot in the crotch, you are doing something wrong, if you can’t shoot the dumbass who’s camping the entrance, you need to: stop going in that way. Shoot the fucker. RPG the fucker. And/or stop listening to the fucker who’s telling you to go that way. You need to make your own mistakes, and preferably learn from them, as opposed to blaming someone else. oh, and for the sheep who didn’t get what i just said, Bahhh, Baaahh BAAHH, there, i believe that should explain it better.

Tip 4: see that? shoot it.
I can’t tell you how many times i have seen something move in my peripheral vision, only to look, and not see anything, but to notice a head shaped.. shape. I like to shoot at it, as more often than not, i have just shot someone in the head.

Tip 5: everyone else can still go fuck themselves
“your a camper” “your a M4 bitch” “Try using a real weapon you piece of shit” “etc” you will hear a lot of shit, some from your friends even. They think you need to stop using the M21 because its the easiest sniper? well, it is, and they can go fuck themselves, use what you want, because as long as there is someone with a mic and they are losing (and sometimes winning) they will bitch no matter what weapon, no matter what situation.

Tip 6: Why would you do that? that’s stupid
So, you’re great with the M16, why are you using the M14, which you suck with? golden guns can go fuck themselves, they’re nice, yes shiny whoopee. I hate going into a match and hearing “sorry if I suck this round, im trying to get Red tiger for -insert gun-, i’m close” Get the fuck out then, I don’t want to lose just because you want the gold camo for your ak or dragonov that you don’t use in matches normally. its like having a lambo and not knowing how to drive, its stupid. You need to be comfortable with your gun, if you don’t like it, move on to another, its “Call of duty”, not ” AK’s online”

Tip 7: stick with what your good at
what are you good with on what maps? M1011 shotgun on district, im a god. M40 on most map, etc. Get used to maps, and make your own strategies, and don’t be afraid to adapt to the situation, if you’re shot out of your spot the moment you get in it, you’re being watched, go someplace else and shoot that fucker and camp someplace other than where you were. If your the little shite who keeps running to the same spot, and winds up with 20+ deaths in HCTDM, you shouldn’t be in here anyway

Tip 8: perky little shits
If you just got knifed by some fuck who walked up the stairs and got by your claymore, chances are he has dead silence and bombsquad, then again, you could be listening to loud music, and have placed your claymore in a stupid spot. use your common sense , and you will most likely be able to figure out your opponents perks, which gives you the advantage.

Tip 9: Repetition is a step towards perfection
Thats a lie, which is good, if you see XxXStupidTeammateXxX run forward and go around the corner, then see the notification that xXcampsXx just shot him, don’t go that fucking direction, I hate it when people fail to notice their friend get mowed down by an ak, and continue into the bullets of their opponents. And worse, running into a claymore, getting BTFU (blown the fuck up) then killing the guy, and being surprised when the asshole puts his new claymores right where he had the old ones, people do that, they camp the same spots, they run the same routes, they use the same glitches, i mean.. Inventive jumping spot, and they put their claymores where they usually put them, LEARN.

Tip 10: You win some you lose some
You will lose some games. Lag, crappy teammates, great (or cheap) opponents, wrong loadouts, etc. Its impossible to avoid, but be happy, for the most part you’re playing with friends, and are having fun, if you’re not, you should really rethink why you’re playing games in the the first place. try to relax.